OK, so here I am in the bathroom at Foxwoods and this is what I hear while freshening up a little bit. There was a lady in the stall on the phone, and she must have been talking with a good friend. Also, this women had her phone on speaker, so I could also hear the other woman's reactions. I don't think the woman realized I was in the bathroom.
She said: Girl, you would never believe what I did last night!
Other she said: What, girl? Did it have to do with that guy you met at Steve's party?
She said: Ya, girl! I saw him lighting up a joint with some other chick and I was furious!
Other she said: What did you do next??
She said: I walked over there and ripped the joint outta her mouth!
Other she said: No way! You didn't!?!?
She said: Hell ya I did! She doesn't belong hanging around there!
Other she said: Well, what did she do or say?
She said: Her mouth dropped and fear came over her face! *as she laughed*
Other she said: *laughing* What did you do next?
She said: I asked her to leave!
Other she said: Well, did she????
She said: Hell ya she did! She was outta there so quickly!
Other she said: *laughing* Girl, you are crazy!!
At this point I was chuckling, and had to get outta there before she noticed I was ease dropping. I didn't want her to ask me to leave!
As I was walking out I heard.....
She said: SHIT!
Other she said: What?!?!?!
She said: I dropped my mascara in the toilet!
hahaha, wow this was the funniest conversation I had ever heard!
That is pretty funny--the original conversation, your fear of being accused of eavesdropping, the mascara. You have a good ear for making the conversation you remember sound realistic.
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